Comments for we want to tell you something

Comment on Keira Knightly must eat more fibre by Astreas

Astreas — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:24:53 +0000

I’d love to suck the bottom lip off Daniel Craig’s pout. The way he looks at women before he kisses them is melting.

Comment on Pissing politics by Jenni

Jenni — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:03:47 +0000

This also happens in my work. We only have three flimsy cubicles in our department. At times, i have ended up in there with my boss and no one else. Plus, my boss is my mother-in-law PLUS she’s bulimic. Total riddy.
The toilets in my work smell of fish. And the toilets in the bus station also smell of fish. BUT – toilets in clubs don’t smell of fish. i can only assume that ladies wash their chapati fives for going to clubs, but not for coming to college or going on buses.
See you soon. I will clean my pudgy to mark the occasion.

Comment on Pissing politics by marina

marina — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:58:58 +0000

Jeez. I never knew Sting’s cock worried you so much!

One good thing about being a girl is that we can at least try and be discreet. When a bloke goes into a cubicle, all the other guys KNOW he’s off to have a shit! haha

Comment on The Shocking Truth by cremefromage

cremefromage — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:16:27 +0000

Remember I lent it to you last year? I recently saw it on your bedroom floor with all the pages stuck together….

Comment on The Perfect Woman? by Lucius

Lucius — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:00:14 +0000

She’s swell. She looks like an upside down trapezium.

Comment on The Shocking Truth by Lucius

Lucius — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:59:18 +0000

Do you still own this book? are these your own photos? can I borrow it? You see, the thing is, I have this soft downy hair growing on my body in places I haven’t had it there before and I need to know if it’s normal. Is it normal?

Comment on c-c-c-c-credit crunch by George Buchanan

George Buchanan — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:10:36 +0000

Hmmmm. You like Peston’s Picks as well? I’d happily sponsor your exercise to vacuum Peston’s organs out of his sphincter with the profits from my latest Forex Trade, which, if I’d went with the direction of his politically biased flow, instead of my glorious trading plan, would never have resulted in profit in the first place.

Perhaps the Beeb would like to change the name of Robert Peston’s blogs to “Peston’s Pricks!”

Comment on c-c-c-c-credit crunch by Marcus

Marcus — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:35:41 +0000

Verily thou art a truthsayer.